I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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