Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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