is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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