I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
