summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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