Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
