Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
