Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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