is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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