So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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