What a fucking waste of an outfit
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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