No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Randomize
