Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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