some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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