it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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