Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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