Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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