Sry I called you an 8
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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