Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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