it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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