Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So much Jack, so little girl.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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