so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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