But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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