I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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