If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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