Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
