Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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