we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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