3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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