you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
