i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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