I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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