how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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