I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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