I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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