Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
