you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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