Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Me too!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
