At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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