sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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