Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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