I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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