Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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