It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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