I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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