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(913): View more from Kansas

He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

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she has to be all "alternative"

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(337): View more from Louisiana

i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard

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(219): View more from Indiana

Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa

(708): View more from Illinois

Oh Jesus.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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(775): View more from Nevada

One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way

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(310): View more from California

I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.

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