When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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