What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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