Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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