that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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